BAGcard:Bush

For "Outstanding Achievement In A Publicly-Funded Political Commercial," President George Bush has earned himself his own playing card in the BAGnews deck of "Conservatives Most Wanted."

Along with the 67% of Americans who believe Saddam Hussein was involved in 9/11, we believe a similar majority of the American public (the "coalition of the malleable") now assumes that the President was actually a war hero. (Or else, they will as soon as the administration starts airing the campaign commercials).